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Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid

By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/19/1999
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  1. Light's on but nobody is home. (Submitted by Rajesh Desai)
  2. A brick shy of a full load.
  3. Doesn't have all of their dogs barking.
  4. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
  5. Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
  6. A few clowns short of a circus.
  7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  8. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
  10. Dumber than a box of hair.
  11. A few peas short of a casserole.
  12. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
  13. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
  14. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  15. One taco short of a combination plate.
  16. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  17. All foam, no beer.
  18. The cheese slid off his cracker.
  19. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  20. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
  21. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  22. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  23. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  24. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
  25. As smart as bait.
  26. Chimney's clogged.
  27. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
  28. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
  29. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
  30. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  31. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  32. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
  33. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
  34. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  35. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  36. No grain in the silo.
  37. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
  38. Receiver is off the hook.
  39. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
  40. Skylight leaks a little.
  41. Slinky's kinked.
  42. Surfing in Nebraska.
  43. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  44. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
  45. As bright as a 1/2 watt bulb. (Submitted by: Trevor Bryce)
  46. As swift as roadkill rabbit. (Submitted by: Trevor Bryce)
  47. As sharp as a butter knife. (Submitted by: Trevor Bryce)
  48. As swift as a sailboat on a calm day. (Submitted by: Trevor Bryce)
  49. As bright as a bag of hammers. (Submitted by: Trevor Bryce)

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    how bout... (0 replies)
    started by vussy
    (05.28.2001 0:50:30 AM EST)

    not the coldest beer in the fridge, or not the sharpest tool in the shed

    or... (0 replies)
    started by peglegpoo
    (03.15.2001 10:33:18 AM EST)

    the lights are flashing, the gates are down, but the train's not comin'

    Amy Micallef

    here's another (0 replies)
    started by vulva
    (03.01.2001 4:41:21 AM EST)

    he couln't count his balls and get the same number twice

    How 'bout... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (01.19.2001 10:40:41 PM EST)

    ...a couple of egg rolls short of a Happy Family.

    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    O'TAY (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.19.2001 1:50:20 PM EST)

    This is a couple punchlines short of a being funny.......

    dumbass (1 reply)
    started by penissneeze
    (01.12.2001 8:14:22 PM EST)

    I think Robnoxious isn't the sharpest knife in the DRAWER you dumbass. Learn to spell.

    and.. (0 replies)
    started by phreaky
    (01.09.2001 8:21:55 PM EST)

    hed loose his thumb if it wasnt stuck on in some mysterios way...

    Politically correct way to say someone is stupid (0 replies)
    started by BlueRose
    (11.14.2000 8:14:05 AM EST)

    A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock

    #50 (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.30.2000 3:54:28 AM EST)

    A couple of cobs in his web.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.

    csfbant (0 replies)
    started by csfbant
    (10.16.2000 6:14:23 AM EST)

    Sharp as a marble

    I just made this one up... (0 replies)
    started by toadwart
    (07.15.2000 10:26:14 AM EST)

    His poke is short a pinch.
    (Not sexual in any way, so get that out of your minds perverts.)


    And... (0 replies)  
    started by xcytible1
    (07.11.2000 1:57:13 PM EST)

    Hes half a bubble shy..

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