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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
 
 

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Top 10 Dirty White House Jobs

By: PhantomPublished: 03/08/1999
 
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10. "Polishing the Presidential podium"
9. "Unwrapping the Big Mac"
8. "Taking Buddy for a walk"
7. "Handling the hotline"
6. "Vacuuming under the Oval Office desk"
5. "Waxing Air Force One"
4. "Shaking hands with the French ambassador"
3. "Giving the President an oral briefing"
2. "Taking dictation"
1. "Polling"

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