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    Actual English Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong:

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    Actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:
    • I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
    • Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
    • Gund wounds again?
    • Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
    • A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
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