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Eight Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/16/1999
 
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  1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
  2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
  3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
  4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
  5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
  6. No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
  7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
  8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

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    hey rob (0 replies)
    started by razor696
    (06.09.2001 2:57:53 AM EST)

    is this a list from experience?

    uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

    Mountain Dew's Explosion? (0 replies)  
    started by Catman1229
    (11.19.2000 10:40:40 AM EST)

    What are they talking aabout, mountain dew's explosion? It's Splode that kills 33% of the drinkers. Look under the "media" section and you should find it

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