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Colonoscopies And Their Comments

By: modePublished: 10/16/2003
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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before?
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there."

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    roflmfao (0 replies)
    started by funnyguy430
    (10.17.2003 4:42:35 PM EST)

    wow i haven't laughed that much since i read a santa joke that had to do with various letters a while back.

    great job mode

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.16.2003 9:12:39 PM EST)

    these are great....hahahahahaha


    lol@10 (1 reply)
    started by simonsez
    (10.16.2003 5:47:28 PM EST)

    these are good. mode brought a little sun shine where the sun dont shine

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    These "crack" me up (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2003 3:33:05 AM EST)

    I'd feel better about the procedure if Hippocrates hadn't been a Greek.

    Hahaha, nice one, Mode.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.16.2003 0:17:36 AM EST)

    But his head WAS up there.

    ^5 Mode

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