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Top Ten Reasons There are No Blacks in NASCAR

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/23/2006
 
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# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE #ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run like hell!!!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.11.2006 7:43:20 AM EST)

    #2 and #7 were the best for me.

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    started by tjshere
    (03.25.2006 1:29:38 PM EST)


    I think I'd better just say these are funny and let it go at that.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by leadj
    (03.23.2006 11:20:44 PM EST)

    love #10

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    started by bigjohn2
    (03.23.2006 8:02:18 PM EST)

    thats too funny

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