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Top 10 ways to tell if a Red Neck has been working on a computer

By: KittenPublished: 02/23/2000
 
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Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has beenworking on a computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneckhas been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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Kitten ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(02.23.2002 3:45:40 AM EST)

Oh god how I miss this girl.

Kiss my Ass !

NOT WORKING (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.18.2001 11:57:41 PM EST)

this sucks ass!! I mean Jeff Foxworthy tried, but damn it man u suck.

Redneck (0 replies)
started by jester024
(03.09.2001 8:19:17 PM EST)

I Agree With the jokes because I got some redneck friends that would do half the stuff on the jokes!

Timothy Fredric Ruth

how crap (0 replies)  
started by aussie
(05.25.2000 3:11:39 AM EST)

that was the worst joke I've ever heard!!!

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