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Martha's Prison Time

By: marvinPublished: 09/09/2002
 
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Here are the top ten ways that Martha can spend her time in the slammer.

1. Decoupage license plates

2. Paint a charming window scene in her prison cell

3. Embroider her monogram on her lively orange jumpsuit

4. Teach prison workers the fine art of nouvelle cuisine

5. Create whimsical centerpieces out of cigarette butts and playing cards

6. Soften the entrance of the prison with decorative wreaths made of barbed wire and chicken bones

7. Be forced to make her cell mattress with sheets from her K-Mart collection

8. Weave sun hats for daily outings to the highway for trash pickup detail

9. Demonstrate the skills needed to decorate a wedding cake and how to conceal weapons

10. Be tortured in solitary confinement with her own television show played 24 hours a day.

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    LMAO!! (1 reply)
    started by frillylilly
    (09.11.2002 3:32:07 PM EST)

    Those were great ideas Marvin :)

    Princess Lilliana :)

    HAHAHAHA (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (09.09.2002 7:24:19 AM EST)

    To quote Martha Stewart,"It's a good thing".

    and some ... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.09.2002 4:47:11 AM EST)

    fall on stoney ground in North Carolina! LOL

    Who the hell is Martha??? (8 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.09.2002 0:19:14 AM EST)


    and why is she in prison?

    and what the hell is decoupage? Nouvelle cuisine?

    These damn furriners and their sophisticated submissions.


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