Top 36 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say...
By: misspk	Published: 03/20/2004
36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 34. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 33. We don't keep firearms in this house. 32. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 31. You can't feed that to the dog. 30. I thought Graceland was tacky. 29. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 28. Wrestling's fake. 27. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 26. We're vegetarians. 25. Do you think my gut is too big? 24. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 23. Honey, we don't need another dog. 22. Who gives a hoot who won the Civil War? 21. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 20. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 19. Spitting is such a nasty habit. 18. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 17. Trim the fat off that steak. 16. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 15. The tires on that truck are too big. 14. I'll have the arugula and riadicchio salad. 13. I've got it all on the C: drive. 12. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 11. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 10. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 9. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 8. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 7. Checkmate. 6. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 4. I don't have a favorite college team. 3. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 2. You all. And, Number ONE is: 1. Duct tape won't fix that. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hell yeah (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (03.23.2004 4:01:43 PM EST) I like these....

Good stuff, PK! (0 replies) started by crazyfingers (03.20.2004 11:48:43 AM EST) Possible others: Gun control is a great idea. Deer are so cute. I could never shoot one. No thanks. I never drink when I'm fishing. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Do you serve broiled seafood? What are hush puppies? What are grits? Does the new Monte Carlo come with dual airbags? Yes, I'm metrosexual. A baseball hat? I prefer a beret. Smoking tires is so juvenile. This is easy. Can you tell where I live? Hahahaha! If the banner is not flashing, you're a loser.

Number 36 (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.20.2004 10:53:01 AM EST) NASCAR is silly, real drivers turn right.

Dont forget. (0 replies)   started by abby (03.20.2004 1:01:14 AM EST) No she's not my cousin she's just a friend.

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