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Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/20/1998
 
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10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, now!!

5. Hmmmm....I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old ...it takes for ever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level positon.

2. When do you think, you'll be getting off today?

And the #1 thing in the office that sounds dirty but isn't:

1. It's not fair....I do all the work while she just sits there!!

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