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10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
6. Lewinsky's a
whore, and Bill's better than Gore
5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral.
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This is gay
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hermfry
(01.19.2001 2:12:32 AM EST)
This sucks, big time.
P.S. Who gives a fuck who's first?
Hi
this sucked
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 11:38:27 PM EST)
This is the worst... I guess im supposed to be a joke. I havent seen anything more corny in my entire life. P.S.- first
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