10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so
sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.
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started by
OneHungLo
(09.21.2000 1:44:45 AM EST)
I think they call it "golf" because all of the other 4-letter words are taken...
learn something new every day...
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started by
cowboy69
(08.13.2000 3:20:33 PM EST)
i feel stupid cause im probably the only one thats ever read this !!!!!!!
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