"It's going to be very important for the Iraqi authorities to reach out to those people and talk about a system that guarantees minority rights, and a system which says that for some the future is bright." —Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
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"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#177 The first sailing boats were built in Egypt.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
One Liners
Q: Why did the gunman break the deaf and mute girl's fingers? A: So she couldn't tell anyone about it!
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, now!!
5. Hmmmm....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old ...it takes
for ever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level positon.
2. When do you think, you'll be getting off today?
And the #1 thing in the office that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. It's not fair....I do all the work while she just sits there!!
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