Top 20 Things To Do When Pulled Over By A Cop
By: Cronk	Published: 02/08/1999
1. When he talks to you, pretend that you're retarded. 2. Keep a hand-puppet in your glove compartment and use it to talk to him. 3. Refer to him by his first name. 4. Blow him kisses and lick your lips when he asks for your license. 5. Sing, "LA LA LA... I can't hear you!" when he tells you what you did wrong. 6. Spray saliva on him accidentally when explaining why you were speeding. 7. Ask him if he has ever licked pussy. 8. If there is a passenger in your car, speak in tongues with each other. 9. When he acts confused, continue speaking this way, then look at him, look back at your friend, and laugh. 10. Tell him, in a nice way, why he is so ugly. 11. Touch him. 12. Pretend that you are having a heart attack, then laugh. 13. Offer to cast out his evil demon. 14. Rev your engine when he approaches your car. 15. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 16. Have a box of donuts ready, then proceed to eat them all while he watches. 17. Oink like a pig. 18. Make sudden, jerky movements. 19. Take forever to find your driver's license. 20. Ask him where he lives. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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This is funny (0 replies) started by IamAwhore (03.13.2001 9:02:32 PM EST) I got pulled over in Northern Alberta Canada, I was doing 151, and it was like 10 pm, so when the cop came to my window i said "hello sir" but it was a chick cop, and she took me outta the car and gave me a $200 ticket

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