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Baby Boomers Battle Hymn
The Baby Boomers Battle Hymn as sung by an Old Fart ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 07.04.2009

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Accidents Will Happen
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Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 07.03.2009

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Lord Give Me A Sign
And the good Lord gave him a sign ...
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Published : 07.02.2009

Rate: 4.00
Monkey Sex on a Hood
One monkey visits another monkey on this moving car.
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 07.01.2009

Rate: 4.00
Carney Fun
Going to the carnival can be such an adventure.
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.30.2009

Rate: 4.00
Tackle For $10,000
Halftime contest from this years ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.29.2009

Rate: 4.00
A Moment In Time
Some AMAZING moments captured in photos & put to music ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.28.2009

Rate: 4.00
Demotivators
Just a few I have found here and there ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 06.27.2009

Rate: 4.09
How To Negotiate The Best Price
Negotiating with your dentist to get the absolutely ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.26.2009

Rate: 3.73
This Dog Is A Riot!
What a way to wear a dog out, I,ll bet he sleeps well ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.25.2009

Rate: 4.00
Laser Guided Fire
The military has the coolest toys! ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.24.2009

Rate: 4.00
Sony's New Release
That's what I think of most technology lately ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.23.2009

Rate: 4.09
Coming Out Of A Coma
Sometimes the most simple technology can do the trick ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.22.2009

Rate: 3.06
Hitlerphonic
I didn't know that part of his personality ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.21.2009

Rate: 4.00
Basketball Prowess
These kids are good ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.20.2009

Rate: 4.00
Chimp Vs. Human
Who would win? (Hint: the human representative is ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.19.2009

Rate: 4.00
Last Day Dream
Kinda depressing, but good nonetheless ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.18.2009

Rate: 4.09
Fun In Class
As usual the real culprits get away scot-free ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.17.2009

Rate: 4.00
From One Good Drunk To Another
The new comedians just aren't what they used to be ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.14.2009

Rate: 4.17
Hall Of Fame: Best Husbands
Or this could just just be the People's Choice Awards! ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 06.13.2009

Rate: 4.17
The Cat and Deer
What a wonderful world.
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.12.2009

Rate: 4.09
Languages Can Surprise You
Or perhaps they are expressing their opinion at the ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.11.2009

Rate: 4.00
Star Wars Wins Over Star Trek
I so wanted to see that happen ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.10.2009

Rate: 3.50
Witty Advertising
This is from Disney ...
Format: Microsoft Powerpoint
Published : 06.09.2009

Rate: 4.09
The Office
One good turn deserves ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.08.2009

Rate: 4.09
Green Acres ( The Un Kosher Cut)
How you gonna keep em' down on the farm after they've ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.07.2009

Rate: 4.00
The "Don" On John Edwards
The "Don" Corleone gives it to John Edwards, Bada ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.06.2009

Rate: 3.73
Jumping The Barriers
This didn't go to uncensored for half an inch ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.05.2009

Rate: 4.09
Slow Motion Wave
Just what the title says. Pretty cool ...
Format: Microsoft Windows Video
Published : 06.04.2009

Rate: 4.09
Whiska's Vita Bites
More like Tom and ...
Format: MPEG Video
Published : 06.03.2009

Rate: 4.00

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