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George W. Bush
 
"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!"
— Johnny Carson
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him.
 
 



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