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	George W. Bush
	"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003

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	"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." — Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)

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	#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!

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	Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic? A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!

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	Emus have double-plumed feathers, and they lay emerald/forest green eggs.