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George W. Bush
 
"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
 
 

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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
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Yo Mama ...
 
is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
 
 



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