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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
—Steve Martin, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
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so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
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One Liners |
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Quick Joke |
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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