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	George W. Bush
	"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

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	"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?" — Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning (1966)

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	#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.

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	Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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	In November 2001, a Swiss bank lost $100 million becasue of a typing error.