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	George W. Bush
	"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003

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	"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" —David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

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	#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.

	Yo Mama ...
	is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"

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	Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

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	Goofball Facts
	Tweety used to be a baby bird without feathers until the censors made him have feathers because he "looked naked."