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	"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)

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	"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." — Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

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	#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

	One Liners
	Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.

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	The distance between an alligator's eyes, in inches, is directly proportional to the length of the alligator, in feet.