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	"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

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	After Van Halen concerts, David Lee Roth reportedly used to have the band's road manager pour Perrier on his feet.