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	George W. Bush
	"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality

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	"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'" —Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)

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	#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS

	One Liners
	Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 390 Responses   Submit A Question

	Goofball Facts
	Fleas have changed history. More human deaths have been attributed to fleas than all the wars ever fought. As carriers of the bubonic plague, fleas were responsible for killing one-third of the population of Europe in the 14th century.