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	George W. Bush
	"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

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	"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." — Carrie Snow

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	#41 Shrimp can only swim backward.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!

	One Liners
	Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.

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	1 Poolside Beauty 4.80 2 Inspirational 4.71 3 South Beach 4.65 4 Body Paint Lingerie 4.65 5 Depth Perseption Test 4.62 6 Stand Back 4.55 7 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52 8 Fresh Jugs 4.48 9 Look At My Chest 4.39 10 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.34

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	A jumbo jet uses over 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.