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	George W. Bush
	"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)

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	"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." — Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

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	#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.

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	is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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	Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.

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