"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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"He goes off holding what looks like a left leg" — sportscaster Phil Stone when a player left the field due to an injury
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#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
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is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a Russian whore and her mother? A. About $12.00
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