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George W. Bush
 
"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
 
 

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"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
— Mae West
 
 

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... is so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.
 
 

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Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
 
 



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