"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly theprescription ran out." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
One Liners
Q: What's the height of conceit? A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Quick Joke
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