"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
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"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
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