"I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military." -George W. Bush, speaking at Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida, March 12, 2001
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Q. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted.
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