"Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads."-Fund-raising letter from George W. Bush, quoted in the Washington Post, March 24, 2000 (a LETTER!)
"The future will be better tomorrow." Vice President Dan Quayle
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
April 24, 2014
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