"I am the master of low expectations." Source: Agence France Presse, "Bush Says Middle East Summit 'Met Expectations'," June 4, 2003
"I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa." Frank Zappa
#189 The Sahara Desert stretches father than the distance from California to New York.
Yo Mama ...
armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
April 18, 2014
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