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"I really appreciate the hardworking staff—the docs, the nurses, the people who make this fantastic facility operate in a way that makes me pride, and in a way that will make every American proud when they learn your story. "—Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2003

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"Wise man talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
— Plato

Snapple Facts
#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.

Yo Mama ...
is so bald she has holes in her pockets is so that she can run her fingers through her hair.

One Liners
Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

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Goofball Facts
The gene for the Siamese coloration in animals such as cats, rats or rabbits is heat Sensitive. Warmth produces a lighter color than does cold. Putting tape temporarily on Siamese rabbit's ear will make the fur on that ear lighter than on the other one.