"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000
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"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk ... I think it was those Irish guys." — Minnesota govenor Jesse Ventura, commenting on the often confusing streets in St. Paul
Snapple Facts
#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
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