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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work."
— Eugene P. Gallagher
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Snapple Facts |
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#162 The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker?
A: Cut her tampon string.
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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