"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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