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	George W. Bush
	"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002

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	"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work." — Eugene P. Gallagher

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	#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".

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	One Liners
	Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 784 Responses   Submit A Question

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	The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.