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	George W. Bush
	"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy

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	"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

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