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	"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

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	Thomas Jefferson was the first U.S. President to greet people with a handshake. Earlier Presidents bowed!