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	"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001

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	"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." — Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters

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