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	"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

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	#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.

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