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George W. Bush
 
"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
 
 

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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
— Jay Leno, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#220 Porcupines each have 30,000 quills.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
 
 



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