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George W. Bush
 
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
 
 

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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
 
 



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