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	"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002

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	"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis." — Conan O'Brien, Comedian

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	#222 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart when he was five years old.

	Yo Mama ...
	so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

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	Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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	49.6% of US residents live in Eastern time zone, 29.3% live in the Central time zone, 5.3% live in the Mountain time zone, 15.0% live in the Pacific time zone and .8% live in any other time zone.