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	George W. Bush
	"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000

	Random Quote
	"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)

	Snapple Facts
	#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl

	One Liners
	Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday

	Top Goofs
	1 Double Your Pleasure, Double Your ... 4.95 2 A Kodak Moment 4.83 3 Tits T-Shirt 4.78 4 Me and My Sitter 4.57 5 Where Are My Chips? 4.51 6 Who Needs A Head? 4.44 7 A Kodak Moment 4.23 8 Ugly Tie 4.23 9 Holiday Traveler 4.17 10 How Not To Move A Wheel Barrel 4.00

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	1 Staring At The Ceiling 4.83 2 Poolside Beauty 4.82 3 South Beach 4.68 4 Body Paint Lingerie 4.65 5 Depth Perseption Test 4.63 6 Inspirational 4.60 7 Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week... 4.56 8 Stand Back 4.55 9 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52 10 Fresh Jugs 4.48

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	It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.