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George W. Bush
 
"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
 
 

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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is nherently of no value to us."
—Western Union internal memo, 1876
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
breath smell is so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
 
 



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