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	"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003

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	"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." — A. Whitney Brown

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	#183 The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.

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	Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.

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	The first Marvel Comics super hero was the Human Torch.