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	George W. Bush
	"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001

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	"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady

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	#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

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	Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 354 Responses   Submit A Question

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	In Nepal, cow dung is used for medicinal purposes.