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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
 
 

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"When I was in prison I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff. When we read these books what purpose does it serve in this day and time?"
—Mike Tyson, Boxer
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
 
 



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