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	George W. Bush
	"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000

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	"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." — Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89

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	#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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	Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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	According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.